Do not order from Shire Garden Buildings – review
Editor’s Note – 15th September 2014
The contents of this post are now more than two years old, relating to a purchase made by myself in June 2012. While the comments made since then have been of both positive and negative reviews of Shire and/or Elbec, I cannot personally vouch for the accuracy or otherwise of these comments. I have therefore decided to close the comments section to new posts, and have deleted and/or edited existing comments where I thought it was necessary.
Regarding the back-and-forth discussion between Steven Horner and Elbec Customer Care Team, this was not the appropriate place for this dialogue so I have simple kept Steven’s original post and Elbec’s only response, with minor edits where the conversation referred to now-deleted posts.
For any concerns or queries please contact me.
We recently* ordered a shed for our new house – a nice 8×6 apex design – from Elbec, an extremely helpful and pleasant company operating online selling – well – sheds and garden buildings.
We decided to also order the optional shed base, so that we did not have to lay concrete for the shed to sit on, and paid an extra £119 for on-site installation, having never built a shed ourselves before. At that point, we did not know the horror awaiting us as the order was passed from lovely Elbec to the chaos that is Shire, who were to deliver and install the shed.
A few days passed, and I received an SMS message inviting me to book a date for delivery and installation. I called the number provided in the text message, and booked – with Shire – a date almost exactly a month later. Ideally we wanted the shed earlier, but this was the only date that worked out for both of us, given someone had to be in on the day. That delivery date was yesterday – June 24th.
On the Thursday, I received another SMS informing me that – and I quote – “your order through Elbec will be delivered on 25th June 2012 between 8am and 12pm”. Great!
12:00 came and went. No delivery.
12:30 came and went. No delivery.
At just before 1:00, I called Shire to enquire about the location of our delivery, and the fact it was now an hour past its timeslot. I was told that they had been stuck in traffic, that the shed was definitely out for delivery today (which contradicted their website, which had a tick next to “booked” for that day, but a cross against “dispatched” let alone “out for delivery”), and they would be with us soon. I explained that as we lived on a new estate, our postcode would almost certainly not appear on their SatNav, and asked them to call me directly if they got lost so I could give directions.
2:00 came and went. No delivery; no phone call.
3:00 came and went. No delivery; no phone call.
At 3:00 I called Shire again to ask for an update. Only then they informed me that deliveries could happen any time up to 7pm, and that the text message was just a “guide”.
At 3:30, I had a call from the Shire office to say that the delivery van was just departing their previous job, but that our postcode was indeed not showing, and asked for an alternative street to head towards. I gave them the postcode of a road around the corner, and said to call me when they were there for further directions – which had worked with our previous contractors for our wood flooring, sofas and phone line.
4:00 came and went. No delivery; no phone call; no information.
4:30 came and went. No delivery; no phone call; no information.
5:00 came and went. No delivery; no phone call; no information.
At 5:15 I tried calling Shire again. Surely the delivery team’s previous job wasn’t nearly two hours away – even taking into account the rush hour? No answer. The Shire office had closed at 5pm. At this point, in desperation, I called Elbec for the first time that day. They confirmed that Shire closes at 5pm, and that they didn’t have any contact information for our driver.
5:30 came and went. No delivery; no phone call; no information; no hope.
6:00 came and went. No delivery; no phone call; no information; no hope.
At this point I had to leave, but my wife was home from work so – knowing they still had an hour to show – we assumed they were just running very late.
At 7:30 I called Sarah. No delivery; no phone call to her; no phone call to me; no information; no hope.
So we gave up, vowing to give Shire a piece of our mind tomorrow morning. Grr.
Suddenly Sarah called back: they had made contact! They were on a road on the opposite side of town, completely lost, and could someone come to meet her to show her the way to our house? At least we think that’s what they said: they only had a few words of English between them, which didn’t fare well for Sarah’s initial hope that she could talk them through road-by-road using Google Maps.
Against her better judgement (going to meet two strangers in the evening when she should have been progressing with her dissertation essay) she eventually found them at the road they said they were, bought them back to the house… then watched them unload the flat-pack panels onto the wet soil in the garden, before asking her to sign.
No installation? What?
Are you going to assemble this? Huh?
We paid for installation. No understand.
[Sarah pointing to word “Assembly” on delivery note] As-sem-bly? No today.
When? [Nervous looks and shrugs of shoulders]
Tomorrow? Maybe.
After scrawling a massive note about the fact she was signing for delivery only and making it clear that we had paid for installation but it had not happened, they were on their merry way, presumably to drive around for another few hours trying to find their own homes.
So, now we have a pile of flat-pack furniture on our soggy soil, covered only by a thin sheet of plastic which formed the packaging, but no actual shed.
But it’s OK! Shire’s slogan is “Built around our reputation” – surely a strongly-worded letter will make them realise what a horrible cock-up this has been, and a team of people will swoop into action to get us a shed erected by the end of the day, and/or to make some kind of compensation offer, in order to avoid the bad publicity.
Err… no.
A call to Shire at 10am the day after resulted in them sounding about 30 steps below the least interested you could possibly be about our problems, and resulted in the promise that they would call me back by midday once they had spoken to the delivery manager and delivery driver.
12:00 came and we… you get the idea. Nada.
But in the interim I started Googling for reviews of the company – and found these:
- Shire Garden Buildings: “AVOID like the plague” – because delivery didn’t turn up
- Shire Garden Buildings: “Worst service EVER” – because delivery didn’t turn up, and there was no phone call and no apology
- Shire Garden Buildings: “Dreadful service” – because delivery didn’t turn up, they were unreliable and unhelpful
- Shire Garden Buildings: “No sign of my delivery!” – because, err, delivery didn’t turn up
- Shire Garden Buildings: “Amateurs to avoid” – because delivery didn’t turn up
- Shire Garden Buildings: “Dreadful Customer Service” – because delivery didn’t turn up
- Shire Garden Buildings: “Hopeless” – because they were continually lied to about delivery date
Spotting any kind of pattern here?
At 12:30 I called them and reminded them of their now-broken promise. This time they sounded maybe only 25 steps below interested, but said they were still trying to work out if we could have a delivery today (really? Two-and-a-half hours later?).
Just after 2pm, my mobile rang: it was Shire! They had bad news: no-one would be able to come to install the shed today. Like I didn’t see that coming. They did let slip, though, that they had received my complaint email by referring to the fact that the pieces were on soil.
They were obviously concerned that when the installer came – the earliest date on Thursday, i.e. ten days after delivery – the wood would have been destroyed. Not an unreasonable assumption, I agreed – and suggested that maybe they might like to bring a new shed with them, install that, and take the old one away to do whatever they liked with it. You can guess how that went down with them… Well, the response that we should stack them up against our fence in the meantime was the best they could come up with, until I pointed out that it would still be exposed to the weather, would probably come out worse than if it was just lying down in a pile, would require more plastic “protection” due to the larger exposed area, and would probably bring down our fence due to the weight of it all.
Still unsatisfied (duh), I spoke again to Elbec, who said they would call Shire to see what could be done. At this point I was (and still am) asking for a refund on the installation fee, and trying to find a local handyman who can erect it for us.
Shire Garden Buildings in Wisbech: don’t touch them with a fence pole.
UPDATE – 17:00 on Tuesday 26th June
Shire have called me back to say that they definitely can’t deliver any time before next Thursday, despite “racking their brains all afternoon trying to solve this issue”. We are, though, to be the first calling point of the day. Let’s see how that works out…
UPDATE – 10:00 on Thursday 5th July
Well, we have a team of three blokes in our garden now putting up our shed.
The fact that the first thing they did after showing them where it should go was take out fags and light them doesn’t bother me as much as it should given all we’ve been through to get to this stage!
Editor’s Note – 15th September 2014
The contents of this post are now more than two years old, relating to a purchase made by myself in June 2012. While the comments made since then have been of both positive and negative reviews of Shire and/or Elbec, I cannot personally vouch for the accuracy or otherwise of these comments. I have therefore decided to close the comments section to new posts, and have deleted and/or edited existing comments where I thought it was necessary.
Regarding the back-and-forth discussion between Steven Horner and Elbec Customer Care Team, this was not the appropriate place for this dialogue so I have simple kept Steven’s original post and Elbec’s only response, with minor edits where the conversation referred to now-deleted posts.
For any concerns or queries please contact me.